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Post (Easter) Weekend

Twas' the night before Easter and all through the house...



...Easter baskets filled with goodies stood at the ready to be hidden.

Huh, that didn't rhyme.

Brooklyn's was in her favorite lounging place (aka the "fort").



And they could have totally shared a basket, since when I dragged Caden away to go find his own he started kicking and whining because it just wasn't FAIR!  Why did Brooklyn get something new and cool to play with and I-


Oh.

 

Alright then.

 


 

(Goldfish crackers in the eggs-what could go wrong with that?  I mean, it's not like it's chocolate or a choking hazard or loaded with 3245 grams of sugar.  What's that?  Oh, I will find thousands of crushed-up little Goldfish pieces ground up into the carpet later on?  Got it.)

These were seriously the two best photos I got of them together wearing their Easter outfits:



Get one settled, and the other moves, get the other settled, and the first one moves.  Again, and again, and again.  Sitting still?  That's for suckers.

All four grandparental units were in town.



 '

 


Which means:


These two got spoiled rotten.  No-good dirty rotten.

(On the plus side, I don't need to buy them snacks for...oh...the next eight months.)

 

Says here that this is food.


How do you open this food?


This also appears to be food.


Tastes terrible.


Pls to help me with this here food.


 

I would like to report that I have a package that also says it is food.

Initial scepticism over the Easter sugar cookies...

 


ZOMG!  You gotta try this!





BONUS:

The studliest of studs.  Even if he is a bit blurry.




The Longest of Weeks

Even the good weeks with twins are long.  

This past week was not particularly good.  It was especially long.  Like El-Oh-En-Gee LONG.

Maybe we were spoiled with the nice weather from a couple weeks ago, but I got used to taking them out of the house twice a day: errand in the morning, walk and/or park in the afternoon, or just going outside on the deck to eat a snack and crawl around for a bit, and then BAM!  Hi!  You live in the Midwest!  Mother Nature decided to remind us of that this week with cold (but probably closer to normal) temperatures and some March snow.  Yay!  I don't care if this happens every year, March snow is always a disappointment.  Not that I can't take them out of the house just because it snowed (hello, I grew up in Minnesota), but that automatically took away our walk/park option.  And they were used to going outside and decided that it was their New Most Favorite Thing Ever so they now  constantly look longingly at the patio door, and reach for the handle hopefully.

Though we were actually shut-ins here for the better part of Monday and Tuesday because Caden decided to get pink-eye, so he was super contagious like omg don't let him around other people srsly.  (I would like to report, for the record, that neither Tyson, I, nor Brooklyn, aka the one who shares the same pacifiers and sippy cups and slobbers on all the same toys as him, have gotten pink-eye.  I mean, I tried to keep their things separate for the first day or so, but try telling a 13-month old that, "No, you can't drink out of the green cup because yours is the red cup even though they otherwise look exactly the same and I usually let you drink out of whatever darn cup you want because there is only so much I can police but Caden is sick and highly contagious with germs today so don't even touch it!" It...doesn't work very well.)

Then Tyson has a paper deadline this coming week, before Easter, and he basically becomes a hibernating-one-track-mind-shut-in-typing-typing-typing-maniac before a paper is due.  I mean, even more than he usually is.  So...he's not exactly a help right now.  Or not much, anyway. We will all breathe a sigh of relief when this paper is done.  (But wait! Then he has to write his thesis in a time span of less than a month.  Nvm.)

And these two have been pretty clingy lately.  I've spent about five times longer putting together items to distract them than they've actually spent distracted.  I get them interested in an activity, after at least ten minutes of one or the other or both (pushing and shoving) on my lap, and sneak away to get approximately 3.5 dishes unloaded from the dishwasher before I see a little head peering around the corner.  Or, more accurately, hearing the whines as someone crawls along to discover where I am.

Oh, and then Brooklyn decided to start cutting two more teeth.

But!

Looking here, I guess we had more fun than I thought.



(Fingerpainting has made a comeback.)




(A rare moment of peek-a-boo with Dada.)


(Lots of walking practice.)



(Apparently pants were optional around here.)








(Grand tour of our local libraries this week, just to get out of the freaking house.  For free.)

Even through the longest of weeks...the dishes might not be clean, the laundry might not be folded, dinner might be more on the quick-and-easy side of things, mommy's patience might have left two days ago, Tyson and I might not have had a real conversation (him trying to explain his paper to me doesn't count)but...the kids are all right.

Twins One Year Photos

Some of my favorites from Caden and Brooklyn's one-year photo shoots...

(Yes, shoots.  Plural. The first one didn't go so well (besides the cake smash part), so our wonderful photographer offered to come to our home to get some more shots in.  I'm so glad we did!)


(The following sequence is fantastic...)






"Caden bit my finger!"




(Goofballs!  The both of 'em!)




 

 

 

 

(Super Caden.)




"Ta-da!"


(...or not.)








(What...is...this?)



(I'll try some...)





Frosting lips.  Oh yes.  That's as good a note to end on as any.

Twins: 1 Photo-taking Mom: 0

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

This wee lad and lassie are wearin' a bit o' the green(ish) to celebrate.  These were the best photos I could get as proof:


Uh, guys?  My camera is over here.


I know Caden is looking at the TV, but...Brooklyn?


 Seriously, what are you even looking at?

This is how 95% of the photos turned out:


And this one is probably my favorite:


Though that's probably the only one where Brooklyn actually looked at the camera.  She otherwise went back to ignoring me.


Yeesh.  Taking all these pictures is exhausting work.



Jeez, mom, move.  You're blocking the TV.


A Boy and His Microwave

We may have recently had a birthday around here, complete with gifts of toys and books galore, but Caden's latest obsession?


The microwave.

For the past few days he follows me around and around until he can get right in front of me, where he attempts to crawl up my body and/or reaches up (adorably, I might add) to be held, and then points to the kitchen.  Where we stand for minutes on end pulling open the door of the microwave, peering into the microwave, and slamming the door of the microwave.  Open, peer, slam.  Repeat, repeat, repeat.  With occassional breaks to point at the numbers of the microwave's digital clock.

Babies, man.  I've stopped trying to figure them out.

The problem is, that he will do this FOREVER.  MINUTES UPON MINUTES ON END.  My arms get exhausted, so I try to distract him with something else and set him down, where he promptly begins to wail to be picked up again so he can play with the microwave.

My weary arms and I gave up last night, and took the microwave down from the counter for him to play with.


"This is AWESOME!"


"Praise Jesus."


"Hmmm...I just know there is food in here sometimes..."

(Don't worry, Tyson and I are not complete idiots, we took the turn table thing-y out and did not plug it in.)

(Good thing, too):

 

"Caden, are you trying to microwave your sister?"  "Nooooooo........."


Brooklyn is less enthralled with the microwave, but feels the need to examine any new object on the premises with one little pointer finger...


Me:  "They can't hurt it or anything, can they?"  Tyson:  "Nah, probably the worst thing they can do is shut their fingers in the door."  *Both look over to see that Caden has climbed on TOP of the microwave.*  Tyson:  "Nevermind.  The worst thing they can do is climb up on top of the microwave and then fall off of it."  No biggie.

Also not pictured: Caden with his head and most of his body in the microwave.  Probably trying to figure out where all the magical hot food comes from.

Toys!  Who needs 'em?!?